In order to raise money for Comic Relief, I have made a sacred Canuck vow to wear a Mountie uniform at work: one day for each £100 I raise for Comic Relief up until the end of Red Nose Day. I wore one for Red Nose Day a couple of years ago, but neglected to get the money up front. This year, you'll have to cough up the dough if you want to see a bit of red serge around the place.